ISDN      It Still Does Nothing
APPLE     Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI      System Can't See It
DOS       Defective Operating System
BASIC     Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM       I Blame Microsoft
DEC       Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM    Consumer Devices, Rendered Obsolete Monthly
OS/2      Obsolete Soon, Too
WWW       World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM   Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math
COBOL     Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA     A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP      Lots of Infuriating Silly Parentheses
MIPS      Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS   Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers