iA bloke one day rocks up in an outback town and asks where he can go for a good time.

he's directed to a blue house atop a hill on outskirts of town.

He knocks on door and is greeted by a lovely lady who ushers him in and they do the works then she asks if he'd like to try something special to which he assents

so she pops out her fake eye and says try this hole.

he has the time of his life and promises to return.

she answers fine deary i'll keep an eye out for you.