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	Woman : A Chemical Analysis

Element		Woman

Symbol		WO 2

Discoverer	Adam

Atomic Mass	Accepted as 118lb, but known to vary from 110 to 550lb

Occurrence	Copious quantities in all rural & urban areas.

Physical Properties

1:	Surface usually coated with painted film.
2:	Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
3:	Melts if given special treatment.
4:	Bitter if incorrectly used.
5:	Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
6:	Yields to pressure applied to various points.

Chemical Properties

1:	Has a great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum & precious stones.
2:	Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3:	May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
4:	Insoluable in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.
5:	Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

Common Uses

1:	Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2:	Can be a great aid to relaxation.

Tests

1:	Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2:	Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

Hazards

1:	Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2:	Illegal to possess more than one.