Seagulls

Disclaimer

If you share the road/paths with courtesy & respect allowing others to do likewise, you do not need to read this.

This file is intended for those people who think they own the planet & the right to trash it accordingly.

When you pass me & shout abuse or beep your horn at me consider the following

If I hear you at all it is unlikely that I will be listening to you as I tune into my onboard wireless to try & drown out the noises I do hear.

Anything you say over the roar of your engine will be like listening to seagulls over the roaring of surf.

If you try to scare me by coming dangerously close to me, you risk damaging your precious fossil fuel gussler.

Any abuse/wreckless driving may also be caught on video/audio with my blackbox which will be processed in event of my death/injury by motor vechile.

Can you really afford to lose all the privledges of driving a half tonne or more missile around?

Likewise for cyclists/pedestrians yelling abuse at me, consider I have disabilities, am imperfect & have taken steps to counteract my disabilities which might not fit in with your idea that I should be screaming along the path/road like you do.